What to do? dealing with poop!

DEALING WITH POOP

Picture a happy scene, you are skipping along, the weather is perfect, you have had a lovely morning and then, suddenly, a big pile of stinky, steaming poop lands on your lap!

How do you respond?

Well here is a lesson for you all.  Not that I am an expert on life, but I certainly know what makes me happy, what is worth fighting for, and what is not worth my time, energy and health.

Let's first look at the poop!  What is it good for?   Well, depending on what animal it comes from, it can be great for the garden, but it can also be toxic and good for nothing.

So, determine what good can come from it?  Can it go on your garden, feed your crops and help to grow good strong plants for your enjoyment, or will it make you ill?

Can you get stronger from said 'poop', or weaker?

Once you have determined if it is worth using or not, then you decide what to do with it. Throw it on your garden, or in the bin.

In other words, can you grow stronger from that steaming pile of poop, or will it only serve to make you ill, ruin your day, and days to come, and make you very unhappy?

Once you have realized what it is worth, DEAL WITH IT APPROPRIATELY.  

You and only you have the power to do what is needed to make your life happy again, to either 'use' the poop, or let it go.   And when I say 'use' it, I do not mean chew on it for days, because everyone knows, you will not enjoy chewing on poop, nor will it do you any good! Yuk!

What I do mean though, is learn from it, use that pile of unwelcome, stinking poop for good, see what good has or could come from it, and WRITE THE POSITIVES DOWN, keep them as a reminder. THROW THE REST AWAY, for good.

Now, some people are like flies, they like to fly around poop all day, seeing what it smells like and regurgitating it over and over.                                                                                       It seems to satisfy them.

I am sure you are not one of these people, and if you are anything like me, you will not enjoy a poop chewing, poop vomiting creature flitting around you all day.   

Which leads me to your next step to happiness..... SWAT THEM AWAY,  they are destructive and useless, they spread illness wherever they land.

You do not need that, so, take a look at the flies in your life and get rid, or at least limit the time you spend around them and their joy sapping influence.

Right, so you have examined the poop, sifted out the good stuff, if any, and thrown the rest away, along with the flies buzzing around it.

Now, wash your hands, and everything it has touched, get it out of your hair so-to-speak. 

There will not be anything good come from chewing it over again, you have thrown it out, now get rid of all traces, and if the poop smell drifts back in, just close that window, and fill the room with another, more pleasant aroma..  In other words, STOP THINKING ABOUT IT, and fill your mind with good positive things.   

Get old photo albums out, put on some music that takes you back to happier days. Do something you really enjoy, make something, or go someplace nice.

Just be sure to get that stink out of your system, and pretty soon, you will be back on your road to happiness again.

And remember, people will throw poop at you again and again.  If you know where the poop is coming from, STOP GOING THERE!!

And if an unexpected pile of poop lands on you, just go through these same processes again.

One thing I have learnt is....Look at your OWN life.   Don't look in the mirror, and then go and tell someone else how to clean up THEIR poop, just deal with YOUR OWN.  If someone genuinely wants help cleaning up their poop, and you can cope with it, then by all means go for it, but don't interfere with other peoples poop, and don't waste your time, energy, health and happiness trying to please the poop throwers, it is a useless exercise that will only end up in exhaustion. 

And when people with poop all over their lives come to you to tell you how to clean up, SMILE, AND WALK AWAY.